Sami. "What is the point of them being happy now, if they are only going to be sad later? The answer is, of course, that they are going to be sad later."

reblogged 2 days ago on 27 July 2014 WITH 44 notes »reblog
via faisalsdope // originally faisalsdope

faisalsdope:

Erastes + Eromenos


None of us have to go to anyone. And the idea that we do is a mental illness we contracted from breath mint commercials and Sandra Bullock. We can’t keep going to each other until we learn to go to ourselves. Stop making our hatred of ourselves someone else’s job and just stop hating ourselves.

bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen


#puns

#puns

* http://i-am-arkham-asylum.tumblr.com/post/92270701172/earrelatedhumour-fandom-please-i-implore-you

earrelatedhumour:

  • fandom please I implore you all to talk about Dean Thomas more
  • literally yelling for a red card during a Quidditch match
  • painting a potter for president banner for his friend HOW CUTE
  • offering to forge a signature so that same friend could go to the village with the…

reblogged 1 week ago on 19 July 2014 WITH 4,844 notes »reblog
via rustybuttholes // originally anagnori

* http://rustybuttholes.tumblr.com/post/92270952895/harmonyinkpress-anagnori-tips-for

harmonyinkpress:

anagnori:

Tips for non-asexual people, re: asexual people and sex—

  1. Most asexual people are physically capable of having sex. A few of us aren’t and that’s okay.
  2. Some asexual people are sexually active or like sex, and that’s fine too. They can still identify as…


siriusblaque:

SEVERUS SNAPE LITERALLY DID EVERYTHING HE COULD TO GET REMUS FIRED AFTER REMUS SPENT 16+ YEARS P MUCH HOMELESS AND WITHOUT A JOB

NOW TELL ME HE’S NOT TRASH I DARE YOU


givemetrills:

coffee is the most important meal of the day