Sami. "What is the point of them being happy now, if they are only going to be sad later? The answer is, of course, that they are going to be sad later."

tonystarks:

clap your hands if you’re bisexual, asexual, or any other sexual and get erased by both the heterosexual and homosexual community


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via loveneedsmusic // originally bottomjared

bottomjared:

Hey! So, Coming Out Day is coming up soon (Oct. 11) and I just want to post a very stern reminder to NOT out anyone without their explicit permission.

Do NOT out anyone.

Got it?

Okay.


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via feministbuffy // originally wisekelp

officialunitedstates:

navy recruiter:  son do you want to join the us navy

me:  well, gee, sir, I don’t think so

navy recruiter: what is holding you back

me:  I dont have any muscles

navy recruiter:  thats is ok.  we have many fishing boats in the us navy fleet that can fish for the mussels.  mussels are a homophone of muscles and, thus, this joke can be formed.  for more info on homophones, here is the wikipedia entry


#BEST
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via peoplefoodisillegal // originally lecterings

#puns
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via coilyn // originally frolicingintheforest

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via lostmywayinwonderland // originally bifacts

bifacts:

Fact: Today (September 23rd) is bisexuality awareness day. Be aware of bisexuals. They are dangerous.


#tru #bi

thatcurlyhurdgirl:

I will reblog this everyday

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via castielcampbell // originally thenamesjocelyn

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via wingsunfurled // originally mockingday